The first idea the child must acquire is that of the difference between good and evil.
Maria MontessoriThe purpose of work is to make the worker - whether a working stiff or a CEO - feel good about life.
Ricardo SemlerA good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Rita RudnerI'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.
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