Hogarth Hughes: I thought you might like, you know, a bedtime story. I have some really cool ones. Mad Magazine - very funny. The Spirit - very cool. Boy's Life - eh. Oh, here. This is Superman. He's a lot like you. Crash-landed on Earth, didn't know...
...an old guy with a Hemingway beard and the build of a girl.
Those are the bad guys, right?” “Depends on who wins, I guess.
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these guys, they'd let me play. And they were black guys.
A nicely fitted two-button suit is the best thing any guy can have. Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.
My job is to defeat the guy in front of me, do it until he quits, and then wait for them to send in the next guy.
Most politicians, when they meet with a guy like me, or a guy like Carville, tell you about how they can win.
Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.
Hollywood constantly wants to label you and type you into a certain category, 'Oh he's a comedy guy,' or the weirdo character guy or the villain.
I was tagged early as the prototypical white player, the guy with the intangibles - the smart player, the guy who did all the right things.
Most of us, I suspect, prefer our teachers to be of the Nice Guy variety.
I've always gone for the more sensitive, bookish guy, totally. The jock boys, the sporty guys, I don't know... they just didn't do it for me.
I'm a lucky guy. I don't take for granted, for one minute, what I do.
But I would like to think that it's the actor that makes the difference in these cases. Not the director, not the guy that wrote the book, not the guy that adapted it for the screen, but the actor.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
If I'm going to get hit, why let the guy who's going to hit me get the easiest and best shot? I explode into the guy who's trying to tackle me.
I'm a family guy, so I would love to have a family; I would love to find that perfect person to have a family with.
Orlando's a part of me. The next guy's a part of me. And the next guy's a part of me. That's all I'm trying to do, is tell cool stories that people can relate to.
I'm the same guy I've always been. I'm the same guy now as when I was hitting 50 home runs. I don't change.
I was a Charles Schulz kind of guy. I didn't read comics books. The Warner Bros. guys were great - Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng.
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
