I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
Chris KirkpatrickNo commander in chief would ever say, 'I'm not going to listen to the guys on the ground.'
Claire McCaskillQuestion: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.
Demitri MartinI kinda always wanted to be a tenor player, but I'm a small guy, and tenor was just too big.
David Sanborn