I love comedies, and I like sometimes comedies have a tendency to get a bit lazy. 'The Other Guys' was not lazy.
If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.
Barbara: [to Adam] Maybe we should try that Beetle guy.
Getting revenge on a guy is just not worth it to me. I mean, it definitely sucks at the time, but obviously you're not supposed to be with that person.
When you're a guy and meet a girl the first time, you do whatever it takes.
The saddest thing is when a guy is paying so much attention to the world and everything going by that he can't take the time for his own mother.
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.
Every time you play a bad girl or guy in a movie, you really come from a place of pain.
Deep Throat is a guy who could have your files and mine in his trust.
[last lines] Vincent: Guy gets on the subway and dies. Think anybody'll notice?
Nick: You got the wrong guy, ace!
Pearl: Hey. You guys made me ink.
Tristan: You guys look like a bunch of ice-cream cones!
Lloyd Dobler: [after leaving the Gas & Sip guys] That was a mistake.
Fogell: Hey! Seth: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man... Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
Verbal: Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.
Moppet Girl: [unable to play "Wreck-It Ralph"] Where's the Wrecking guy?
I'm realistic. And realistically, I'm not that type of player that earns that type of money any more. So I'd be willing to take a little cut to get a couple of extra years.
I'd be the last guy to tell a wealthy person what to do with their money. They're entitled to do whatever they want.
There's guys like me who aren't going to the theater, so distributors are leaving money on the table.
As a matter of fact, believe it or not guys, you can actually lose money in sports! I know that you'll find that shocking.
