Quotes of: Good-food Keyword

I pet my cat like a guitar, but I hold him like a stack of musical pancakes.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I just designed the world’s most inefficient no. It’s modeled after a downward sloping maybe.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

If I had to describe my penis with a movie title, it would be: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Trying to remember dreams is like trying to catch fog in a fishing net. The best time of day to catch something is night.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Grandpa said I was speeding, but he drives as fast as a parked car, so anything that moves as fast as a statue is supersonic. 

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Never start a fight with your hands in your pockets. Unless you’re instigating with an armless man.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I was once attacked by a Federal park. But due to governmental inefficiencies, I had to report it to highway patrol.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Yesterday it was a hundred outside. It was fifty degrees, but the air was saturated with average and smog-like intellect.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

If a man were choking, what would I do? Depends. If that man is my boss, I’d strangle him.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I remember the day coach decided to bench me. We were walking in a botanical garden.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Before grabbing a mythological creature, I’d recommend putting on oven mitts. Especially if you pick up a Phoenix.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I always carry a spoon in my pocket. You know, just in case it rains.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Second rule of the bush. Never get too close to anything that has offspring. What's the first rule? Food runs. If you don't want to be food, don't run.

A Spear of Summer Grass

If you want your life to be a five-star reality, you have to stop settling for a fast food mentality!

The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even working out!

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have brought some drugs, but I’m not a doctor.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

When we walked the mowed margins of the field in the evenings, a school of black crickets sprang ahead of us like dolphins in front of a ship.

The Dirty Life: On Farming, Food, and Love

Nobody in Singapore drinks Singapore Slings. It's one of the first things you find out there. What you do in Singapore is eat. It's a really food-crazy culture, where all of this great food is available in a kind of hawker-stand environment.

Anthony Bourdain

There's no way that I could have known about a 72-oz. steak challenge in Amarillo unless thousands upon thousands of locals and travellers alike had attempted it. I guess if 'Man V Food' is me paying homage to these legends, then I suppose 'Man V Foo...

Adam Richman

Marcus Samuelsson is a chef who inspires me everyday. He has such a deep understanding of flavors and techniques. His food is representative of the diverse world that we live in. What he has done in Harlem with Red Rooster is very special. Marcus is ...

Aaron Sanchez