Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them.
This Book Has No TitleAs much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.
This Book Has No TitleI am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.
This Book Has No TitleLucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!
Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty GreatAa is for animals, friends, not food. We don't eat our friends. They would find it quite rude!
V Is for Vegan: The ABCs of Being KindI don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores
Viola in Reel LifeI was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.
Write like no one is readingIf zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomSome men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomYou can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomThe toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story