Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well. Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather. Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, w...
Roger Murtaugh: [discussing a theory] That's pretty fucking thin. Martin Riggs: That's very thin. Roger Murtaugh: What the hell, thin's my middle name. Martin Riggs: Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised. [fires his gun several more times] Roger Mur...
Ebenezer Scrooge: What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough. Fred: What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough. Rizzo the Rat: He's got 'im there. The old boy's speechless! Ebenezer Scrooge: If I could work my will, every idiot who...
You can always find good elements in the misfortune that strikes you.
Old bachelors and old maids are either too good or too bad.
Water from far away is no good for a fire close by.
Men can bear all things except good days.
Who has only one eye must take good care of it.
There is but an hour a day between a good housewife and a bad one.
One good argument is worth more than ten better ones.
The good white man dies, the bad one remains.
Nothing improves the taste of pasta more than a good appetite.
Do good and throw it into the sea -- if it is not appreciated by an ungrateful man, it will be appreciated by God.
He who leaves a good name does not die poor.
The cat with cream on her whiskers should have a good excuse ready.
It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.
The horse that arrives early gets good drinking water.
The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.
Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.
You should get out of here. Have a good life.
Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.
