Quotes of: Good-book Keyword

The difference between noon and midnight is the same as the separation between sex and masturbation. Sexually, you can find me at 6:00 sharp. Bring a condom and a glove—and don’t be late.


This Book Title is Invisible

Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work in the green field. Except in winter, and then I work in the brown field.

This Book Title is Invisible

There’s a little angel on one of my shoulders saying that this is a wicked thing to do. Then there’s a little devil on my other shoulder, and she looks a lot like you.

Othernaturals Book One: Possessed

He wasn’t gullible enough to be bullied by the ghost’s accusation – for Andrew Fletcher had his share of guilt, but he’d never thrown anyone down a well, either.

Othernaturals Book One: Possessed

How you approach birth is intimately connected with how you approach life

The Pregnancy Book: A Month-By-Month Guide Tag: Everythg. You Need to Know from America'S..

Papa thought that any book worth reading twice was worth owning. So instead of buying desserts, we bought books.

Papa Is a Poet: A Story About Robert Frost

Art has no influence upon action. It annihilates the desire to act. It is superbly sterile. The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

A sudden peace and excitement washes over me at the sound of a voice I’ve never heard, yet I know so well.

The Promise of Forever: Book One: Part One

I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray areas.

The Paris Journal: Book One

Thus I rediscovered what writers have always known (and have told us again and again): books always speak of other books, and every story tells a story that has already been told.

Postscript to the Name of the Rose

You have a perfect right to consign us all to hell, rector, but you must allow us the choice of how we get there.

The Pan Book of Horror Stories

Maybe this is why we read, and why in moments of darkness we return to books: to find words for what we already know.

A Reading Diary: A Passionate Reader's Reflections on a Year of Books

These people,” he had said with his inscrutable smile, “are different from us. They don’t care about books and such things.

The Republic of Imagination: America in Three Books

I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.

Timequake

Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To know how I truly feel about you, look no further than the balloon giraffe.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A tailor walks into a lawyer, and the bar says, "I like your suit." And the tailor replies, "This morning I spotted a non-sequitur detective. Don't worry, he didn't follow me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

He was a man I came to respect. Not because he wore Ziploc bags for socks (he had sweaty feet), but because he also kept his sandwiches warming there while he walked.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’d rate myself five stars, and those stars would all be fish. My review was of how well I walked on the beach.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks