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I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

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I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’t bump her head around.

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His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from another planet, like Venus. He was a cross dresser.

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Alzheimer’s is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but she steals the very thing you need to remember what’s been stolen.

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Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many more men.

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If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double infinity, and the ability to chop down trees with a sharpened mustache.  

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I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you were present, in the present, which is obviously in the past.

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I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.

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I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away).

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In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two.

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We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and then again at 3:03. (I have the stamina of a water lily).

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Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s all the erection I can muster.

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I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a hole in the center of the universe.

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For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectation level. Thanks, inflation!

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I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.

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Do I see value? My gut says no, but I’m willing to bet on things that may pay off big if I’m right that I’m wrong.

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It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is before it’s to be done, and while you’re doing it. This is the difference between writing and editing.

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My poetic aspiration Is to become, A Jack of all styles And a master of pun.

View Points and Points of View: A 'Phoetry Book' from Cornwall

Darkness all around, smoke in between my fingers, all you have given me dear, sorrow and sadness to sing here.

A Very First Book Of Poems: Heartbreak

She was always saying things like that but I let her be my best friend anyway.

Victory Over Japan: A Book of Stories

Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.

we were one once: Book 1