Quotes of: Good-book Keyword

I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.

This Book Title is Invisible

Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.

This Book Title is Invisible

It is strange how ideas can float about and be ignored until they are put into a book. A book can be a weapon...

The Promise

In life there are two things which are dependable. The pleasures of the flesh and the pleasures of literature.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

A palm-leaf carriage should move slowly, or else it loses its dignity.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

Even a book can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and when that happens, you blame the hands, but you also read the book.

The Queen of the Tearling

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite. (The impossibility is half possible!)

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. But they weren’t. They were father/son/possible lovers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I make love like 1981, one year before I was born. That explains why all your orgasms are nonexistent.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’ve forgotten if I’m a member of the Remember Club, but the memory of my love for her will never fade.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I am the Vending Machine of Love. Exact change only. The price is 33.3 cents.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?  The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?

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I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally finished.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE