I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.
This Book is Not FOR SALELife is is, while death is isn’t. Isn’t that also what you believe? Or is it what you believe?
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritual.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a palindrome.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThere are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy advice: Give it to whoever they are for, before whoever they are gets wherever they are going.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goals.
This Book is Not FOR SALE