Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
Agatha’s older than I was when I was her age.
I’m the last one to pick, but the first one to choose.
Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.
Rage is a big part of courage. So is cou.
My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.
If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.
I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.
A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.
If I earn 10 dollars, I’m saving 11 of them.
People should be heard, and music should be listened to.
I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.
I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.
Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.
I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary.
I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.
Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.
I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.
My answer is nope, so don’t even hope.
Who can say that he is not everything?
