For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.
The Art of Worldly WisdomAnyone who reads advice books about romance has one problem to begin with: bad taste in literature.
Roger EbertAsk a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise.
Thomas MooreNo matter how many people give me advice, I am going to do what my heart tells me to do
Lana Del Rey