Ken: Rev-enge! Otto: [laughing] It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?
Chuckie: Morgan, I'm not going to Kelly's just because you like the takeout girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our way. Morgan: What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes?
Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol? Enid: I wish. Actually you wish, after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.
Howl: You didn't have to come back, Calcifer. Calcifer: Yeah, I kinda missed you guys, and it looks like it's gonna rain. Young Sophie: I missed you too, Calcifer.
Mayor Jason Hobart: I don't know if we shouldn't mark the grave somehow, Dan? Sheriff Dan Shaw: I don't see any need. It ain't likely anybody is gonna cry over them anyhow.
Det. Sgt. Della Pesca: I'm gonna take your black ass down Mr. Fucking Champion of the World. Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: I got your black fucking champion right between my legs you short punk bitch.
Willie: Give me your hat. Short Round: [takes his cap off] Why? Willie: [taking the cap] Because I'm gonna puke in it! [Short Round quickly tugs the cap off her]
Cooper: It is hard leaving everything... my kids, your father... Brand: We're gonna be spending a lot of time together. Cooper: We should learn to talk. Brand: And when not to? [laughs] Brand: Just being honest. Cooper: I don't think you need to be t...
Ellie Andrews: I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb! Peter Warne: What're you gonna do? Ellie Andrews: It's a system all my own.
Lucius: It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get... Bob: [listening to radio] A fire! We're close! Yeah, baby! Lucius: ...caught. [the car peels out of the alley] Bob: Fire! Yeah!
Lex: What are you and Ellie gonna do now if you don't have to pick up dinosaur bones anymore? Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. I guess... I guess we'll just have to evolve too.
Richard: Hey, I will pull this truck over, right now! Grandpa: So, pull the truck over! You're not gonna shut me up! FUCK YOU! I can say what I want!
Slevin: I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left. Lindsey: What's that? [cuts to Boss's penthouse] Slevin: Yes.
Mrs. Shrike: There is a leak in my ceiling. It's coming from your apartment. Trevor Reznik: That's impossible. Mrs. Shrike: I was gonna leave a note. Trevor Reznik: A note? What kind of note? Mrs. Shrike: About the leak.
Harvey Milk: You know what I think, Cleve Jones? Cleve Jones: That you're gonna get somewhere if you keep talking? Harvey Milk: No, I think you should do what you do well- be a prick. But come with us and be a prick.
Natalie: You know what? I think I'm gonna use you. I'm telling you now because I'll enjoy it so much more if I know that you could stop me if you weren't such a fucking freak!
Isaac Davis: Plus I'll probably have to give my parents less money. It'll kill my father. He's not gonna be able to get as good a seat in the synagogue. He'll be in the back, away from God, far from the action.
Jonathan Mardukas: [making fun of Jack] Jack? "What?" When do you think you we're gonna get to L.A.? "None of your fucking business!" Well, I have to go to the bathroom. "Shut the fuck up!"
Caine: I seen lotsa people killed before, but I ain't never done it myself. I mean, I never had a reason to. But when they killed my cousin, I knew I was gonna kill them.
Children: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.
[in 1931, Noodles meets Fat Moe] Noodles: Fat Moe, you look terrific. Look like you lost an ounce or two. Fat Moe: You think I'm gonna lose hemorrhoids!
