In the business world, there is no gray. Either you are black, or you are white-washed.
Business Doctors: Management Consulting Gone WildI want to open a 24-hour store called Closed. It’s open, and it’s Closed.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouYesterday I inhaled a cloud, and immediately my eyes started raining.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouTo me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouTo understand involves the intellect, but to be understanding involves the heart.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouFlies travel like they’re named. Humans should be called Walks.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouEleven out of ten people surveyed said they appreciate nonsense.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouMy erection is made of iron, and metal detectors make me horny.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouSuicide is selfish. Don’t take your own life—take someone else’s.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You