I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.
Harlan CobenYou have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
Justin TimberlakeGolf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
Westbrook PeglerIf you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeI have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Arnold PalmerHow do I relax? Meditate, I guess. I quit golf. You twist your back and get all cranked up.
Nick Nolte