Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack BennyI always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.
Alan HansenAnyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy RooneyMiddle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams