Earn your money, and earn my love. Just like money, sometimes you have to spend love to make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I love you like my soul is not the moon. It’s brighter—and bigger.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I don’t have tears running down my cheeks. Those are egg yokes, and yes, it means I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love efficiently. Why involve two people, when the same outcome can be done by one?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like water, except it’s either fog or ice. I make love like a steamy 32 degrees.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I am an eater of water. I mean drinker. My love comes in a package that includes a straw/spoon.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I don’t give a hoot about owls. I only care about love, and other winged objects that aren’t wise.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I love work. Well, I love being a passive spectator, rather than an active participant.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is all you need in this world. Well, at least until you die of thirst or you freeze to death.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.