The Art of Living Is in the Joy of Giving With Love in your Heart
Visits always give pleasure--if not the arrival, the departure.
Always speak words such that you can give in written.
Depend on no one else to give you what you want
Fate gives you the finger and you accept.
A negative mind will never give you a positive life.
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
I have four to five months, tops, per year to give to my acting work.
If the work is going well and it's something that has value with some meaning to it, it gives back a lot.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
Ink, if not used, will dry up.
A second marriage is like a warmed-up meal.
What flares up fast, extinguishes soon.
Managing bottom-up change is its own art.
I had plenty of vices growing up.
Loosen up, and everybody around you will loosen up.
Growing up, I was a nerd. With actual taped eyeglasses.
Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.
I was signed at 18 and had to grow up quickly.
