Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.
The lesson I have thoroughly learnt, and wish to pass on to others, is to know the enduring happiness that the love of a garden gives.
It is logical for a U.S. person to give their money away while they are alive, as the government will take it from you when you die in taxes.
We have a lot of things we give away to people who are very, very wealthy in this country. And I'm not sure that our federal government can afford that.
Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.
To know that every moment - regardless of how it comes wrapped - is a gift greater than you can give yourself, is to be well on your way to a life without fear.
Instead of showing strangers kindness and giving them the benefit of the doubt, we increasingly show them only fear, and that is bad for us and them.
Paramount is the need to secure human rights. The form of rule should be such that the citizen does not have to fear the State, but gives it direction and confidently participates in its administration.
I come from a Christian faith. I am not going to give you insight into my particular beliefs.
What's important to have is a president that's focused on jobs, the economy, giving our children a better future and keeping our nation strong and safe.
Surrender your forces and give yourselves and your troops the opportunity to be a part of Iraq's future and not a part of Iraq's past.
I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something.
My favorite app is 'StumbleUpon,' because it just gives you interesting things that are sometimes exactly the stuff I'm interested in and sometimes just silly and funny.
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
It's not that we poor men are so powerful to be able to banish the devil. It's that God gives us the power.
I think people often come to the synagogue, mosque, the church looking for God, and what we give them is religion.
Whatever is making you so angry, it's time for you to give it to God and get over it.
Give yourself entirely to God, enter and hide in the hidden ground of your soul.
God is a God who has not given up on His people. If He wanted to give up, He would have given up back in the Garden of Eden.
