Joy does not come from receiving, but it always fills your heart when you are giving.
Debasish MridhaGive a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks he is secretary of state.
Dean RuskI'd like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.
Dee Dee RamoneWhen life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.
Davin Turney