Someone once said that you can make the choice between getting old and getting creepy, and I think getting old is the way to go.
The land of fairy, where nobody gets old and godly and grave, where nobody gets old and crafty and wise, where nobody gets old and bitter of tongue
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.
Old debts are never paid, and the new ones get old easily.
You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.
I was getting old, man. I was staring 27 in the face.
I'm getting old, thought Eileen Calder. Old and worn out and cynical. And being cynical is a lot worse than being old or worn out.
Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
The more the years go by, the more difficult it gets. I'm getting old.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
It's more acceptable for guys to get old and craggy and become wonderful character actors as they get older, but women aren't allowed to get old and craggy in the same way.
I may be getting old, but not foolish.
Old saints don't get incense anymore.
I’m a nosy old woman, it’s a perk of getting old. You can be annoying and people just call you eccentric.
Old Biff: You always did have a way with women. Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man! Old Biff: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen. Young Biff: Oh-oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts? Old Biff: Just get in the ...
I wasn't afraid of getting old, because I was never a great beauty.
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
Ruth tells me at least once a day that old people, or people getting old, tend to disengage, back away, turn inward, listen only to themselves, and get self-righteous and censorious. And they (I mustn't.)
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good ol...
An old dog can't get used to chains.
