Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
Sometimes we just have to take the time to notice something to see how amazing it is.
Oh, Lizzy! do anything rather than marry without affection.
Nobles and peasants marry early. Businessmen tend to wait.
You are not going to be the girl I’m going to marry are you? You are going to be the girl that got away.
The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.
The best part about being married is feeling centered. Nothing else matters so much as long as you can come home and be with your family.
Why the fuck would I marry you? I don't even like you.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
100% of Net-a-porter customers have a man in their lives in some capacity, and 59% are married or living with a partner.
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.
If you want to find somebody and you want to be married and you want to have children, don't make it a rock star.
Have you ever been married? Had that thing of someone calling you by a name not your own? It's unsettling. It's like a fictitious person.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.
Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.
I'm married to an American, so I guess that has changed my perspective on the subjects I can write about.
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty.
You have to understand who your customer is and her motivations and marry it to what's happening in the outside world.
