To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
G.K. ChestertonI am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.
Christa MillerWhen a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen RowlandSex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries