You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her.
Most people marry their mother. I married my father.
I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer.
There's a lot of women out there, some of whom are my age who've never been married and some who have been married and would like to be married again but think their ship has sailed, and I'm like, 'Oh no, honey, let Miss Niecy show you it is never to...
All of this presupposes that I have set my sights on a single male.' Susan's eyes bugged out. 'You certainly cannot set your signs on a married man!' 'I meant a particular man,' Elizabeth retorted, swatting her sister on the shoulder.
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry.
Why must man not marry?" "He cannot marry. He cannot marry," he said angrily. "If he is to lose everything, he should not place himself in a position to lose that. He should not place himself in a position to lose. He should find things he cannot los...
Girls marry to please parents, widows to please themselves.
It is Mr. Old-Man-Monkey who marries Mrs.Old-Woman-Monkey.
A small woman always seems newly married.
Better half hanged than ill married.
Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Well-married is when you have no mother-in-law and no sister-in-law.
Sally: He just met her... She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not supposed to be the ONE. All this time I thought he didn't want to get married. But, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me. Harry: If you could tak...
I remember when all you ever talked about was finding a guy and getting married. You'd hog the TV, watching those sappy chick flicks --" "Then I grew up and learned why they always end the movie after the guy and girl get together. That's when everyt...
Price: Are you questioning me? Sefton: Getting acquainted. I'd like to make one friend in this barracks. Price: Well, don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you, I never did, and I never will. Sefton: A lot of people say that, and the first thing you kno...
Elvis is sweet, but I prefer sleeping with you.
Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
