Hell, I'd even failed with women. Three wives. Nothing really wrong each time. It all got destroyed by petty bickering. Railing about nothing. Getting pissed-off over anything and everything. Day by day, year by year, grinding. Instead of helping eac...
For me, Halloween is the best holiday in the world. It even beats Christmas. I get to dress up in a costume. I get to wear a mask. I get to go around like every other kid with a mask and nobody thinks I look weird. Nobody takes a second look. Nobody ...
Dude: I quit, John. I quit. John T. Chance: All right, quit. Nobody's trying to stop you. You wanna quit, quit! Go back to the bottle, get drunk. One thing, though. The next time someone throws a dollar into a spittoon, don't expect me to do anything...
Jack: Speak for yourself. I get chicks lookin' at me all the time. All ages. Dudes too. Miles Raymond: Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free. Jack: You need to get laid, Miles. You know what? That's going to be my best man...
Happiness is a choice not a result of something you do. Of course when you get what you want you feel good, but the truth is that you don't get what you want until you're already feeling good. You only get what you want when you're in alignment with ...
Don't try to get blood from a locust; God didn't put it in there.
The first will get the credit, even if the second is better.
When a man dies his feet get bigger.
The cow that's first up gets the first of the dew.
It is difficult to repay the gifts you get at a wedding or a funeral.
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
A bald-headed man will not grow hair by getting excited.
The fly flutters around the candle till it gets burnt.
He that does not ask will never get a bargain.
When sheep get angry they are worse than wolves.
If power can be bought then sell your mother to get it.
If things are getting easier, maybe you're headed downhill.
Lazybones take all day to get started.
Listen to the sound of the river and you will get a trout.
A poor man's sheep will never get fat.
You won't get sick if you have plenty of work.
