I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.
Sebastian the GreatOne of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsWhen I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsGetting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.
No Shortcuts to the Top: Climbing the World's 14 Highest PeaksFunny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive.
Let's Get LostMy whole life had split in two: Smith and not Smith. I liked the Smith parts of it so much better.
Let's Get LostEmotions must not be part of the decision process: decisions must be clinical and well calculated.
Pay No Tax Get More MoneyWhat the world neglects, the Lord accepts.
The Path That Gets Brighter: A Devotional to Instruct, Illustrate, and Encourage Kingdom PrinciplesThings get worse before they get better, but this is a worse that feels too big.
The Perks of Being a WallflowerSuch is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets.
Will Grayson, Will Grayson