You can never be happily married to the one you are not happily in-a-relationship with.
If I Were A Girl, I Would Not...With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.
Mrs. DallowayYou’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.
Married By MorningYou are such a sleazeball, Rhodes—walking, talking proof of why siblings shouldn’t marry.
Make Me, SirMake requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Married with Zombies