I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
Well, Ben says you have to be married to get a girl pregnant. And me and Cindy are not married, so she couldn't get pregnant, see?
Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death.
'So what happens next?' 'Everybody dies, and the people who don't get married.' 'Like any other story, then.'
Men who want to get married propose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.
My parents had to go to Ohio to get married in 1965 because it was still illegal in Mississippi. My white father and black mother.
I would go out with people who really didn't like me very much and then wonder why we weren't getting married!
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.
The whole 1950s notion was find the right girl, get married, move to the suburbs and then hang out with the guys while she stayed home with the babies. I felt that was sort of sad.
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Once you get married, women are still implicitly expected to do the majority of the housework and take care of any future children.
Appallingly, I hadn't thought about it one jot. I never daydreamed as a little girl of getting married and having children. I was as surprised to discover I was getting married as I was to discover I was up the duff.
As a kid, I wasn't sure that I would ever get married - I was not the kind of little girl who played at being a bride.
You have to be with the right person. It's so much more important to meet the right person, whether you're married or not, than it is to get married and get a divorce.
Unfortunately, with fertility, time is not your friend. People are waiting longer to get married and longer to have kids, and so many more people are experiencing fertility issues. But no one ever talks about it.
Elaine: Good night. Benjamin: Are we getting married tomorrow? Elaine: No... Benjamin: Day after tomorrow? Elaine: I don't know. Maybe we are, and maybe we're not.
Trust is the bedrock of intimacy; it is the ability to rely on someone because you believe that he or she has your best interest at heart.
No matter how great the initial chemistry is, if your values are on two different pages, the odds of your marriage working decrease significantly.
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
Nobody ever wins by the cavalry coming to rescue you. It isn't a question of you're happy if you get married, or you get thin, or you get rich, because I've known lots of thin, rich, married people who are absolutely miserable.
