Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
There are those, I know, who will reply that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dream. They are right. It is. It is the American Dream.
As opposed to trying to make a kiss look romantic or sweet or passionate, it's kind of fun to just have the freedom to make it look weird, goofy and awkward.
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
The most important thing in the world is family and love.
I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into.
The pressures having grown up in this business can be really rough. And it is a testament to you that you have remained focused and NOT lost your mind.
There's a real cowardice in the movie business. If you don't meet the right crazy people, you can't do it.
I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.
If I could have anyone on speed dial it would be George Clooney. He seems like a cool guy who would give good advice.
I'm vegan on home base, but when I travel to other countries, I throw it all into the garbage.
The secular world looks to the church and to its chagrin, finds no love, no life, no laughter, no hope and no happiness.
You learn about equality in history and civics, but you find out life is not really like that.
Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.
If you get asked a really tough question and you give a really good answer, you come off looking really good.
Look, all administrations, all governments lie, all officials lie and nothing they say is to be believed. That's a pretty good rule.
From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.
After I left the Marines in '46, I wanted to stay in the Marines; I was very happy - I loved that life.
I can get a firestorm going anywhere in the United States by saying 'O.J.'
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.