Michael Dorsey: You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian. George Fields: "Lesbian"? You just said gay. Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - SANDY thinks I'm gay, JULIE thinks I'm a lesbian. George Fields: I thought Dorothy w...
The noblest search is the search for excellence.
The knives of jealousy are honed on details.
The lovesick, the betrayed, and the jealous all smell alike.
The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.
This is a racist country.
Every revolution has its counterrevolution - that is a sign the revolution is for real.
There's nothing as real as money.
The nature of 'SNL' is that it's so in-the-moment.
Every day brings new choices.
Martha: I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard. George: Try and I'll beat you at your own game. Martha: I...
It's one thing to say don't commit atrocities on the battlefield. It's another thing to say don't get caught doing atrocities.
You know what's funny is that I have this ongoing relationship with the city of Washington D.C. I went to George Washington University, and my nickname was K-Dub - based on G-Dub - and I'm now on the board of trustees at George Washington University.
Without any intended hubris, I've lead a pretty exciting life. What I've tried to do in Mission Compromised is draw on those experiences to create a sense of excitement and realism within the story.
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.
George: Ready Fred? Fred: Ready George! George, Fred: Bottoms up! [they drink the ageing potion together]
Look what's happened to Barack Obama over the last two years or George Bush for eight. It's a blood sport. But at some point I may feel the need to run for office again.
I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer, I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
Many people experience Gethsemane moments.
Color is an intense experience on its own.
The audience wants control. They want freedom.
