I Brought My Grandma's Teeth to School I brought my grandma’s teeth to school to share for show-and-tell. Billy showed his sneakers. It was more like show-and-smell. Kevin brought a violin and showed he couldn’t play. Katie brought a snake to sch...
I used to think all that game playing was par for the course and even kind of exciting. It just felt logical to pursue a boy the same way I applied to college—by expending exorbitant time and energy showing what a great catch I am and what a perfec...
Ready or not, here I come I'm so tired of this dumb game of hide and seek Olly olly oxen free Show yourself, you're scaring me Come out, come out, where ever you are You've taken this thing way too far
Nature enhances her beauty, to the eye of loving men, from their belief that the poet is beholding her shows at the same time. He is isolated among his contemporaries by truth and by his art, but with this consolation in his pursuits, that they will ...
Agnes: If this is the best you can do, don't bother. Go home, and keep your perfume. We just pretend to be friends because there's no one else to be with. You know what the most boring thing I've ever done is? When you took me to that wheelchair bask...
Narrator: Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets their hearing aid go and have to watch game-sho...
Roger Thornhill: And what the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here? Phillip Vandamm: Games? Must we? Roger Thornhill: Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I have tickets for the theater this evening, to a show I was...
[Steve opens the window next to the neighbor's house] Steve: We've got a good game going on here. Ben Tuthill: My kids wanna watch Mr. Rogers. Steve: I don't care what you're watching Ben, just show a little mercy with that thing! Ben Tuthill: Move y...
If an eel is with fish, he shows his tail; if he is with snakes, he shows his head.
You so need a Daddy, little girl.
A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.
Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well.
...grief can derange even the strongest and most disciplined of minds.
A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better.
They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit,
Now, on nights that I can't sleep, I play video games alone until the morning.
In football you always get judged on your last game. Whoever you are, or how amazing you are, it's the last game that everyone has seen.
Emotional exhibitionism is one block away from whoring for attention.
The Olympic Games are the quadrennial celebration of the springtime of humanity.
The Olympic Games were created for the exhaltation of the individual athlete.
There's not a whole lot of events out there on television, especially in the years between Olympic Games.
