Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.
Some Inspiration for the OverenthusiasticI like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch HedbergA weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie LangeDinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
Steve Martin'Prop trading' is just a fancy term for banks gambling in the market for their own profit.
Matt Taibbi