I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerA being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.
At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.