Quotes of: Funny-way Keyword

New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing and pushing at things already seems too complicated and tiring. We're Americans--and until you free ou...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, ...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Here’s the thing - in this damned century, you’ll meet a lot of people who do a lot of things. What’s funny is the fact that the most desirable attributes of these people are nothing but developed and cultured thoughts. And these things come na...

The Pink Smoke

He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I’m just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they’ve ever sent me to look at. I’ve gotten lots ...

Cassandra Clare

They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a cutout of Jesus putting his arm around two children on each side of him as he towered above them. The switch was ironically located in the spo...

Chase Brooks

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

The Fault in Our Stars

How bad does it have to be before you do something about it?

Funny Valentine

Funny, though, I don't feel too bad.

The Hunger Games

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Back to Methuselah

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

J. B. Smoove

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Larry David

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Frank Carson

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.

Reza Aslan

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.

Kevis Hendrickson

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

Martha Plimpton

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Billy Mays

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.

Ian Frazier

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

Amanda Seyfried

I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness.

Maurice Sendak