It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' wasn't some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.
When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the future there was a really amazing planet where they'd evolved into people and lived in harmony with a variety of hyper-intelligent bee. Evolut...
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It’s funny, Matt, everyone thinks Roman’s a nickname--but it’s not, it's just my name. We've got military names way back in our clan. I've got Great-Granddad Grant and Great Uncle Sherman and Uncle MacArthur and Cousin Audie and Cousin Achilles...
Henryk Szpilman: What's the matter with you all, huh? You lost your sense of humor? Wladyslaw Szpilman: That's not funny. Henryk Szpilman: Well, you know what's funny? You're funny, with that ridiculous tie. Wladyslaw Szpilman: [getting angry] What'r...
