Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

Dolores: Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Terry: You know you're not too funny today, fat man.

On the Waterfront

Petty minds foster petty hearts, and have the funny habit of shooting themselves in the foot.

Adriano Bulla

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

Auliq Ice

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

The Catcher in the Rye

No funny business. I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears

Demon Girl

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.

Her Best Friend

The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.

James Welch

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

Mitch Hedberg

I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'

Baz Luhrmann

It's kind of funny, with all of the different outlets that come from acting that you could try, I would love to direct and kind of be involved in art direction, too.

Imogen Poots

Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe

Please Ignore Vera Dietz

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.

Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?

Write like no one is reading

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.

Burt Ward

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Carol Burnett

What?" he asked. "You're staring at me funny." "We're in the wrong movie," I confessed.

Hanging Loose

funny how our hearts were designed to love so fiercely. but break ever so gently.

Sanober Khan

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!

Mehmet Murat ildan

Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull!

Mehmet Murat ildan

Writing for 'Rooster' was a strange experience. It's funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know when you've hit a spirit or captured something.

Jez Butterworth