Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

Martha: What did you just say? Troy: I said the Valium you gave to Simon wasn't actually Valium. It's an hallucinogenic concoction. You know, stuff like acid, mescaline, a little ketamine. Martha: This isn't funny, Troy. Troy: I'm not being funny. Lo...

Death at a Funeral

In the emergency of growing up, we all need heroes. But the father I grew up with was no hero to me, not then. He was too wounded in the head, too endlessly and terribly sad. Too funny, too explosive, too confusing. Heroes are uncomplicated. *This* m...

The Father of All Things: A Marine, His Son, and the Legacy of Vietnam

THE MYTH OF THE GOOD OL BOY AND THE NICE GAL The good of boy myth and the nice gal are a kind of social conformity myth. They create a real paradox when put together with the "rugged individual" part of the Success Myth. How can I be a rugged individ...

Healing the Shame that Binds You

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

The Cat in the Hat

It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still.

Breathing Underwater

All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny.

Casey Wilson

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

Michael Caine

Funny how someone can be so beautiful and totally fucked up at the same time.

Jimmy James Blood

He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny--he laughed when he was happy.

Landline

Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.

The Last Titan

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny

Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2

Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!

The Papal Visitor

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

Tracy Morgan

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.

Lara Stone

Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding.

Meghan Lamb

The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.

M.F. Moonzajer

Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!.

Nelson Jack

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.

Barbara Walters

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.

Christine Taylor

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

Meg Cabot