'White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way.
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.
You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.'
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
[subtitled version] Paul: We're not up to feature film length yet.
Walter Burns: Take Hitler and stick him on the funny page.
Sam Wainwright: So long, George. See you in the funny pages.
David Bowie: [singing] Funny how secrets travel...
H.I.: Need a beer, Glen? Glen: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
[last lines] Donkey: Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: I can't smell them.
Funny... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?"..."He believes in you.
Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
At the end to death I must go, Finishing a real tragic and funny show.
What happened when you woke up?" "I was having a dream. I don’t know what it was, but when I woke up, I had this awful realization that I was awake. It hit me like a brick in the groin." "Like a brick in the groin, I see." "I didn't want to wake up...
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