Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes.
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was.
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.
I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'
I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
