Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

[subtitled version] Georg: Why are you doing this to us? Paul: Why not?

Funny Games

[first lines] [subtitled version] Anna: Björling... Suliotis? Georg: Almost. Björling is easy.

Funny Games

Lucius shrugged. "Perhaps in time you will find it useful." "Sure. I'll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.'' Lucius actually laughed. "Very funny. I didn't know you made jokes." "I'm a funny person," ...

Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, ...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun nut kills just one pseudo-intellectual ...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I’m just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they’ve ever sent me to look at. I’ve gotten lots ...

Cassandra Clare

They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a cutout of Jesus putting his arm around two children on each side of him as he towered above them. The switch was ironically located in the spo...

Chase Brooks

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

The Fault in Our Stars

How bad does it have to be before you do something about it?

Funny Valentine

Funny, though, I don't feel too bad.

The Hunger Games

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

J. B. Smoove

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Larry David

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Frank Carson

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.

Reza Aslan

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

Penn Jillette

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

Martha Plimpton

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Billy Mays

I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness.

Maurice Sendak

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!

Wesley Snipes