Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Dave Chappelle

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Douglas Coupland

I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.

David Dobkin

Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.

Dana Goodyear

Can someone's true value really be estimated? Maybe there needs to be an Edmunds.com for people on TV. That would be funny and possibly cruel.

Derek Hough

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Djimon Hounsou

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

Dylan Moran

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

Elayne Boosler

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Elayne Boosler

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.

Edmund Hillary

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.

Ezra Miller

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.

Freddie Prinze

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Flip Wilson

You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.

Gloria Estefan

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.

Greg Giraldo

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Graham Norton

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

Gertrude Stein

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.

Ian Gomez

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'

Jason Alexander

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

Jennifer Aniston

I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.

Judd Apatow