I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.
Kourtney KardashianI'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
Keenen Ivory WayansHarry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
Lewis BlackIn this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
Leighton MeesterI sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
Lyn NofzigerStealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
Mike Judge