Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

Bill Gates

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny.

Billie Piper

I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery.

Cecelia Ahern

It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day.

Charlie Adam

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.

Charlie Day

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

Celia Johnson

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.

Chris Lilley

The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more.

Christopher Moore

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Colin Mochrie

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.

Casey Wilson

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Donald Glover

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

Danny Kaye

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.

Danny Masterson

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Demetri Martin

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

Demetri Martin

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

Dylan Moran

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres

I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.

Erin Heatherton

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.

Edmund S. Muskie