Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks. Nathan: Yeah, your fucking aftershave. Lenny: Fuck you, funny man. J: For God's sake, help me. I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! Lenny: Go in slowly, Nathan. Nathan: Fuck you, funny man. You go first...
Jesse: [His dad texted him that his grandmother died] Anyway, so I called my dad, right, after I got the text, just, you know to tell him I was sorry but I think I got screwed up at some point said... Hey dad you're an orphan now. I don't think it wa...
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I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.
I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
I think I've got a funny face.
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.
I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.
I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around.
It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.
There's a lot more to me than just funny.
But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
