And in the past, Archie wondered, was it just that fewer people cheated? Were they more honest, and did they leave their front doors open, did they leave their kids with the neighbors, pay social calls, run up tabs with the butcher? The funny thing a...
Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worst, returned. But o...
One might also say that history is not about the past. If you think about it, no one ever lived in the past. Washington, Jefferson, John Adams, and their contemporaries didn't walk about saying, "Isn't this fascinating living in the past! Aren't we p...
Dr. Cohen: You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. Uh, I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half. For example. Andr...
Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination. Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt! Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the o...
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
I know how to be funny to black audiences.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
I'd like to do a film which is funny.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
It's a funny old world.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
I don't just try to be funny.
