Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.

Zayn Malik

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

Martin Short

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

Paula Pell

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

Chad Michael Murray

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Chris Rock

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

Calvin Trillin

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

Christopher Walken

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

Daryl Hall

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

Doug Stanhope

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Jason Alexander

The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas.

Rob Manuel

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Sarah Silverman

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

Yakov Smirnoff

We must remember that the mortals prefer plant-life for food, for next time.” The other statue nodded in agreement and replied. “Yes. Every day we learn new things Donkor. These mortals have some funny ways don’t they?” - Quest Two: The Curse...

S.W. Lothian

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Allison Jones

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Anthony Jeselnik

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.

Ashton Kutcher

Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can.

Colm Toibin

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Denis Leary

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Gilbert Gottfried

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

Gilbert Gottfried