Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

Mickey's Father: And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ? Mickey: I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.

Hannah and Her Sisters

Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Argentinean: The boy has talent. [Grabs Christian's crotch] Argentinean: [Christian gasps] Argentinean: Nothing funny, I just like talent.

Moulin Rouge!

Wladyslaw Szpilman: It's a funny time to say this, but... [trailing off] Halina: What? Wladyslaw Szpilman: I wish I knew you better.

The Pianist

Macaulay Connor: Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's heavy mist before my eyes.

The Philadelphia Story

Finbar McBride: It's funny how people see me and treat me, since I'm really just a simple, boring person.

The Station Agent

Joe: I feel a funny sensation in my toes. Like someone is barbecuing them over a fire.

Some Like It Hot

Don Lockwood: Are you doing anything tonight, Miss Lamont? [she shakes her head "no"] Don Lockwood: Well's that's funny - *I'm* busy.

Singin' in the Rain

[Rose is drinking black beer, Jack looks at her funny] Rose: What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?

Titanic

Bretodeau, The Box Man: Life's funny. To a kid, time always drags. Suddenly you're fifty. All that's left of your childhood... fits in a rusty little box.

Amélie

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself.

Anna Banks

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Aaron McGruder

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Wendy Wasserstein

The denizens of Feyland find the absence of magic to be quite funny. I mean no offense. ” “None taken.” “For example – In the Land Over the Crystal River (for that's how we refer to humans), there was once a man and a woman. And the man was...

Bitter Frost

She says, "I'll swear by the rose tattooed on my ass, that old man raped me." Here, the funeral parade stops. At this point, Comrade Snarky is a victim among victims. The rest of us — just her supporting cast. Mrs. Clark, leading us, she looks back...

Haunted

New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades, I've received word from General Soros and our partners in the UN--Operation Streisand is a go. Markos Moulits...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does an ounce or two matta?

The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet...

Dom Wars: Round One

It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.

Gardenias for Breakfast

Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,

Before I Fall