Quotes of: Funny-things Keyword

For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It’s such a funny, grandiose idea

Florence Welch

the ache became longing, longing became nostalgia, nostalgia became fondness, and after a while he could see the funny side of it. A long while.

Charlaine Harris

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults.

J.B. Albano

God against man. Man against God. Man against nature. Nature against man. Nature against God. God against nature. Very funny religion!

D.T. Suzuki

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

Jim Morrison

Roger: You know what they are saying about you don't you? You've got funny in the head! A real bloody weirdo!

Dead Alive

Jean-Dominique Bauby: A poet once said, "Only a fool laughs when nothing's funny"

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

[subtitled version] Paul: [talking to the viewers, breaking the fourth wall] You're on their side, aren't you? So, who will you bet with?

Funny Games

Hattori Hanzo: Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Danny: Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society. Tess: Funny, I never got a check.

Ocean's Eleven

Big Dan Teague: So long boys. See you in the funny papers.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Cole Sear: [unimpressed after Malcolm Crowe's magic trick with coin] I didn't know you were funny.

The Sixth Sense

Magneto: Mr Stryker. Funny, we keep running into each other. Mark my words: it will never happen again.

X2

Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: [Sam brought him some flowers] I can't smell it.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

Auliq Ice

Now call your old lady and tell her to come out here. Go ahead and don't try no funny stuff.

Love

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!

Life

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convinces ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.

William Moyers

I'm waiting for her to say "Craig, what you need to do is X" and for the Shift to occur. I want there to be a Shift so bad. I want to feel my brain slide back into the slot it was meant to be in, rest there the way it did before the fall of last year...

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Every animal is a tradition, and together they are a vast part of our heritage as human beings. No animal completely lacks humanity, yet no person is ever completely human. By ourselves, we people are simply balls of protoplasm. We merge with animals...

The Mythical Zoo: An Encyclopedia Of Animals In World Myth, Legend, And Literature

Small Man can be a very funny or a very tiresome Tour Companion, depending on how this kind of thing grabs you. He gambles, he drinks too much and he always runs away. Since the Rules allow him to make Jokes, he will excuse his behaviour in a variety...

The Tough Guide to Fantasyland