[subtitled version] Georg: Why are you doing this to us? Paul: Why not?
[first lines] [subtitled version] Anna: Björling... Suliotis? Georg: Almost. Björling is easy.
This existenitalist stuff sure is crap
I'm the one who's always kissing all the boys and stuff.
In my family we've always been into ethical stuff and recycling.
The Katy Perry stuff, those are great songs.
I look for stuff that I'm passionate about.
The two are unrelated. I'm not into turtles or space stuff.
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.
I like doing stuff with my friends.
Lyrics are my racket; music is play - the fluff stuff.
I'm trying to practice owning less stuff.
My stuff isn't for everyone.
There’s always stuff to work on. You’re never there.
Its so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That's above and beyond everything else, and it's not a mental complaint-it's a physical thing, like it's physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don't come out smooth a...
Lucius shrugged. "Perhaps in time you will find it useful." "Sure. I'll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.'' Lucius actually laughed. "Very funny. I didn't know you made jokes." "I'm a funny person," ...
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying ...
New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing and pushing at things already seems too complicated and tiring. We're Americans--and until you free ou...
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, ...
New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun nut kills just one pseudo-intellectual ...
Here’s the thing - in this damned century, you’ll meet a lot of people who do a lot of things. What’s funny is the fact that the most desirable attributes of these people are nothing but developed and cultured thoughts. And these things come na...
